Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Edward’s Special Lines

Beautiful people have more privileges than the un-beautiful ones.

One is that they get to say the ‘special’ lines.

What are they? What makes them so special?

Well, they are the lines reserved to the beautiful, and they’re special because only the beautiful ones can say them without any harmful effects.
If an average person (let alone an ugly one) tries as much as say half the lines, the effect will not only be un-beneficial, it will be disastrous.

As an example, I will use the lines from the girls-favorite-heartbreaking-character of Twilight, Edward Cullen.
REMEMBER that these lines were said by Edward Cullen to the protagonist chick, Bella, before they hooked up.
Just take a look at the lines and imagine if they were said by Edward Cullen (picture on the left, of course) and by an anonymous average Joe (picture on the right).


You’d probably think that this is not fair.
Well, relax.
Because I’m pretty sure there are advantages of being average or even ugly.

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I haven’t got one though. I will have to get back to you later.

16 comments:

  1. you're right, knowing Average joe as he is, he sure do have the personality of an edward cullen.. but with the face of a ted bundy his cullen-like personality doesn't help. humm maybe we should write a novel about him but instead we stress on the ugliness, crooked nose, short tongue, oversized chin, oily hair etc.

    i wonder will he had any female fans or not?

    but his post is creative just pray that average joe don't read this or else your blood will be sucked dry when he gets home gyahahahaha

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  2. "I haven’t got one though. I will have to get back to you later"

    Are you sure??mind if I tell you the one advantage that you always have??????????????????????????????HAHAHAHA

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  3. @ wongky
    what kind of novel?

    ow, and Ted Bundy is actually quite handsome. that's one of his assets to get close and do the kill. in his trials, a lot of women came just to attract his attention. one of them finally succeeded in marrying him.

    if you ever want to see me die in agony, you can always give this post to him. I haven't asked for his consent. God, forgive me.

    @ Aron
    what do you mean? an advantage of being invisible and look harmless while getting close to my preys?

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  4. Yep..that will be it..

    Hmm...I could sense the word "Jawa tengik"...hahahaha

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  5. hmhh.. I felt the dark force is strong within this post =P

    a romantic novel of course..but latter on we can always bent it to comedy, and latter on to suspense novel.. hey it's quite interesting really.

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  7. "...while getting close to my preys?"

    mm...any kills so far Mr. Predator? :p

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  8. not lately... business's been kinda hard.

    so right now, I'm trying to fool myself with an idea that I don't need it. :))

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  9. @hub: hahaha
    and i'll leave it at that

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  10. @hub: hahaha...
    when watching who is the ugly Joe, hahaha...

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  11. just a reminder.
    I use the words 'the average Joe'. not 'ugly Joe'.
    although it won't help one bit if he finds out about this.

    I sense a disturbance in the force.

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  12. it's a LOL hahaha..yeah..this is not fair for the right man in the picture..

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  13. That is so hilarious.
    Would u mind trying to say those lines to me? i wanna know the effects toward me ;p
    Btw, why did u specially request me to comment on this topic? any special reason?

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  14. "ugly Joe"

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!....parah lo cent ;D

    Myr: because the all boys here have the same opinion with their relatively the same style of language :P

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  15. no, I won't say the lines to you.
    unbelievable as it is, I still love my life and would hate to spend the rest of it behind bars.

    this topic specially? I don't know. did I say that?
    maybe because it's light.

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  16. hmpffh..maybe when i'm home i'll try to be like edward cullen kinda guy..starting with manicure and pedicure bwahahaha.. or better sucks people's dry out gyahahaha

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