Hospital Night Facts

My father's in the hospital right now. That's why I've been staying there for five days.
Here are some revelations I've got from my stay.

• The amount of bread and fruit a patient receives from visitors can feed a whole village.
• There's only so much fruit a person can handle before vomiting excruciatingly.
• That is also the case with bread.
• The hospital toilet can suck literally anything.
• Never press any button with a picture of a cross on it.
• Never press any button with a picture of a hat on it.
• Never press any button with a sign 'push' on it.
• Never press any button.
• A hospital jello may look like a jello, smell like a jello, feel like a jello, but it doesn't taste like a jello.
• Endless visitors may worsen a patient's condition by depriving his/her basic needs, such as television.
• Chairs don't make a good bed. However, floors do.
• In no time should you wear anything less than decent in the room, for you're not in a hotel and therefore the room is never locked.

And last but not least;

• White clothes mean medical officers only if they've got feet.